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Holy shit they just kept getting more intense/real
next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government
"Stop forcing your beliefs on me!" whined the carnist as they ate the flesh of someone who was literally forced to die because of the carnist’s beliefs that they are entitled to others’ bodies
It sounds like you’re confusing carnism…
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
Roald Dahl (via fuckinq)
Life fricking motto.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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the fact that fifty shades of grey is becoming a movie is absolutely terrifying
not because “omg it’s so sexi it’s mom porn”
but because it romanticizes an abusive relationship and is going to lead men to be abusive under the guise of “being a dom” and it’s making women believe that not only is this okay but it’s supposed to be romantic and pleasurable